The ink on this page ran from the rain as I wrote this kneeling on the pathway up The Hill at the fork before the Franklin College Library:

~a pebble-paved pathway winter-coated with orange autumn petals sheen and shining in the free-falling, omni-downpouring droplets dripping a glaze on the spoils of the seasons~

Tuskegee, Alabama--Down South, in the land of the Crimson Tide, a modern scientific breakthrough has discovered a colloquially-termed "hot pink ride" that outranks the favorite football squad in consequence. Dr. Kenneth Noisewater and his team at the Tuskegee Institute, riding the success of their monumental findings that bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks, have proved that the females' vagina is actually more important than their exceedingly popular breasts and buttocks.
"After years of studying subject after subject, we have concluded that the objectification of women's chests and backsides is misguided—it's what lies between their thighs that should snatch our attention."
The female vagina is located in the lowest regions of her groin between her fascia lata and gluteus maximus, adjacent to her tuberosity of ischium, and unlike the prominent breasts and buttocks, is often hidden beneath layers of garments and rarely flaunted in courting displays or by attention-directing clothing.
Dr. Noisewater's research uncovered that while all three anatomical areas can positively stimulate a woman, her vagina is the one that "hits the spot—the G-spot, in fact." This newly exposed G-spot is an area responsible for intense pleasure and named after test subject Georgia Peach whose occupational experience further supports the Tuskegee team's research. Peach, an X-list actress, says that in her profession men do initially focus on her 38DD gigantits and super phat bubble-booty, "but when it's time to get down to business they always go for my hot, sweet, wet pussy. Ooooh!"
The team hopes their findings will reroute misplaced attentions towards this more fulfilling area.