WELCOME

I think the time has finally come, a long time ago, to edit this front page. This site was founded as an online outlet for my senior class presidential campaign, as is made quite apparent, but now days I use it to upload things that I write so that they can be shared and thus, communicated. I do this because I always like to share things, be they a good book, movie, awkward silence, sexually tense stare, prolonged and inappropriate hug, or my dinner. But I came to the conclusion a long time ago that language was conceived as a form of communication; so if I'm writing something, its presupposed purpose is to be communicated. And this site makes it possible for me to communicate it to you. These writings may be found on the 'Blog' and 'Other Works' tabs; and on its own tab is my campaign of yore's 'Speech and Signs' which still make me laugh. Below I have left the initial introduction to the website. I hope you enjoy all that you find here and have a beautiful day.

Walker Jones cordially greets you to and expresses his appreciation for your continued support of His Campaign by visiting this site.

This site has been created to appease popular demand for greater accessibility to all things connected to Walker Jones' Presidential Campaign. Its purpose is to give you, the serfs, the misconception of actually being an integral and valued part of Walker Jones' new government. On this site, it is to be made possible for you to read the many "Walker Jones..." signs and Walker Jones' campaign speech. It is also hoped that this site have blogging potential, although absolutely no twittering will be allowed under any circumstances. The punishment for twittering under this regime is the Iron Maiden. And banishment. And exile. And death. No twittering.

As Senior Class President, it is my job to represent you, the student body. Whether or not I do my job is not important; the fact stands that I have it, and you don't. Therefore, it is in our best interest that (as soon as I make blogging possible) you use this site as a sort of open forum for your ideas or suggestions to me for student council. Here they can be edited, modified, or critiqued by our peers to best address the needs or whims of the entire student body. It also will alleviate pressure from me to tell you that your idea sucks. Not that I'm afraid to. Your idea sucks.